gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

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pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

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perlockholmes:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

Oh my god

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ciggers:

i only succeed in failing 

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ctheguitarman:

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8955152/6/Hogwarts-Retold-The-Prisoner-of-Azkaban

Never underestimate how many times I will plug my own work.

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breakingdads:

if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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