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if you make fun of me once then i will probably think about it for the rest of my life so thank you

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Wizarding Logic

  • Sirius:Hey Hagrid can I have my godson whom I was entrusted to look after by my best mate, his father?
  • Hagrid:No, Dumbledore says you can't.
  • Sirius:But, legally, I-
  • Hagrid:No.
  • Aurors:Sirius Black you are under arrest for the murder of twelve people and for being implicated in the murder of the Potters and for working for Lord Voldemort.
  • Sirius:But, if you looked at my wand you'd see I didn't cast any-
  • Aurors:No.
  • Sirius:Why would I even betray James? He was like a brother to me. He showed me what was wrong with my upbringing, he took me in when I was disinherited, and he was the best mate I ever had. I am so upset about his death I am barely coherent.
  • Aurors:Dumbledore says you did it.
  • Sirius:But I was working FOR Dumbledore. Literally ask any Order member or Death Eater and they will tell you that Voldemort hated me.
  • Aurors:You're going to wizard prison, motherfucker.
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lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

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thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

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nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

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romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

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